ALRi - WTF (wake the freak)

WTF™ Pre-Training Matrix

WTF™ is not just another “everything but the kitchen sink NO formula” that boasts a label containing 40 different compounds…then lands in the toilet. This commonly commented upon extra wind sprint trip to the bathroom is sadly due to a serious lack of multi-compound synergy.  Think about it, if it hits the toilet before you hit the weights, how many of those endless compounds in that kitchen sink formula did your body get to use? How synergistic can they be if they start a gang war in you GI track with a command for immediate evacuation? There is more to creating an optimized synergistic nitric oxide formula for performance enhancement than seeing who can add more fluff ingredients.

Geez, the physiological results of any NO product formula should be:

• Painful long lasting and skin stretching pumps that last for hours
• Direct type II muscle fiber stimulation and growth support
• Almost instant train like an animal energy and focus
• Increased muscle contractile force you can feel and see
• Accelerated post performance recovery you can brag about
• Dramatic enhanced muscle nutrient uptake (supraphysiological growth enhancement)
• More energy for more plays, sets, rounds or whatever gets your freak off
• Anti-fatigue that forces you to exceed the competitions capacity to perform
• Innervation of dormant muscle cells and fibers

What the formula should NOT support:

• The need to rush to a bathroom stall soon after ingesting (Does not count as cardio)
• Lack of post performance appetite (If you cannot eat you cannot grow)
• Ingredients that either cancel each other or compete for receptors…or hit the toilet
• loss of sleep due to over dosed long acting stimulants
• Nausea

Wake The Freak In You Now

When you use WTF™ (Wake The Freak) for the very first time you will feel it start to work in minutes. In fact most people experience a burst of focus and energy that starts after about 10-15 minutes with a strong desire to take over a small country, or at least tear up the gym. You just feel that damn good! After the first set, play or round you’ll feel the NO flooding your veins and muscle mass bigger than life…then the real chaos begins: Perform like a beast, pump like Mr. O, and focus like a hunting soldier in “300”.

WARNING: NOT FOR USE BY INDIVIDUALS UNDER THE AGE OF 18 YEARS. DO NOT USE IF PREGNANT OR NURSING. KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN. Do NOT consume this product if you have a medical condition and/or taking any prescription medication. Do not exceed recommended serving. Discontinue use and call a physician or licensed qualified health care professional immediately if you experience rapid heartbeat, dizziness, severe headache, or other similar symptoms.

These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, or prevent any disease.